topa the charts

and other informational charts.

remixes, you're having the best week ever.

(on my itunes)

In the Morning - Junior Boys - Remix by Hot Chip. I've been obsessing with remixes lately but this one took my cake this week. happy friday!

my future in advertising

i'll be using this as an excuse to not stay at work until 2 am.

farewell cubemate.

in a new office. which really means i'll get through the divorce by wasting more time talking to brent online.

election or erection?

would you rather makeout with hilary clinton or john mccain?

won't you tell me how to get to the corner

count, you dog you.

yes I can

apparently I should be dating barack obama.

and the oscar goes to

Category:
Best Title of 2007 that the phrase 'in my pants' can follow.

Nominees:
"No Country For Old Men"
"Across the Universe"
"Into the Wild"
"No End In Sight"
"La Vi En Rose"
"There Will Be Blood"

thoughts by zach

If heath ledger falls with no one to hear it, does it make a sound?

bon iver, you're having the best week ever

I decided every friday I'm going to post which song is having the best week ever (on my itunes).

I've listened to Bon Iver's Skinny Love about 185 times in the past 185 mins. and don't forget to pronounce his name french-like.

more tail than scott baio

me: 'So, Brent, do you ever get that weird twin thing with your brother where you feel his feelings?'

Brent: 'When I feel like a dumbass.'

new goal: start collecting brent quotes.

I'll have balls for 500, alex

officially immature when I do both of the following:

1. crack up at last night's teen jeopardy category.
2. design a logo about it to cheer up a coworker.

vote or die

see who you agree with on the issues.

signs

bearded america

too soon?

why so serious?

names we put in the high scores on the touch-screen-game-o-tron at the bar:

HEATH LEDGER
DEATH LEDGER
HEATH DEDGER
OXY COTTON
MICHELLE W
LEATH HEDGER
THE LEDGE
PEACE LEDGER
NICK DRAKE

that's bird nor plane

I was watching the news at home with my family.

this picture came up and my mom couldn't stop laughing.

I know now where i get my humor.

"The police officer caught the baby, and he is now doing well."

silly bunny. tricks are for chicks.

bunny: [buh-knee] n.
a boy who is scared of hot, intelligent, and funny women. Gets intimidated easily. Most likely will wait to do anything worthwhile unless he is approached, called, or texted by hot, intelligent, and funny women.

bear: [bair] n.
a hot, intelligent, and funny woman.

inspired by swingers, interpreted by us ladies:

"You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs ...big fucking teeth, man. And they're just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.

Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?" And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...

Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.

You're like a big bear, man."

underage church goers

Kathleen and I went to the Dan Deacon show at the Church on Sunday. We were the oldest ones there by a long shot.

We played games such as:

Who here isn't in high school
Where did the hot dad go
Who can yell 'breakup before college' the loudest

We won't be going back to the Church, even if we did get to see ahhhhnold.