check into AA

holy sheezee american apparel sells shirts in PMS colors?

Remind me to thank Jesus the next time I'm in the walnut store.

not my BFF

I've decided that we're going to start blaming anything that goes wrong in philly on Benjamin Franklin.

he gets so much credit around here and I bet he was a real teabag.

I WILL BREAK YOU

Another intelligent conversation in my office today about the quotes of the great Ivan Drago from Rocky IV (aka the best Rocky).

And while watching memorable clips like hearts on fire montages realized... Obama did not steal his speeches from MLK or JFK... but from Rocky IV (min 3:00 in).

burning up

conversation had in our office:
the level of trust you have in a guy in relation to how long his sideburns are.

the less sideburns the less I trust you.
the longer the sideburns the more I trust you.

none = don't talk to me
full white beard = santa!!!

I don't know how exactly this will be designed on a t-shirt but I believe a graph is involved.

you breed raptors?

yet another webcomic to read instead of doing work.

little known fact

did you hear our theory?

no.

That his name wasn't Bill Cosby.

what?

His name was Billk Osby.

and?

That's it. First name Billk. Last name Osby. Billk Osby.

That's the theory..

Yes.

how many hit shows can you fit into daily conversation?

I mean, who's the boss? ya know? we're going through some major growing pains right now.

whatever. It's all step by step.

the bees knees

there better be some may %&#$@! flowers

TFGIF

a new solution for work anger.

and on the third day

brent: 'wait, jesus is in that movie?'

my next album cover

I found my calling