snarls charkley

you're having the best week ever (on my itunes), gnarls.

just try not to get an epileptic seizure like all the other 2 people who watched the video on MTV.

top'a the muffin to you

screw you, facebook ad

just give me a mint

I'm sick of these fortune cookies that aren't really fortunes.

'you're a happy man'
'you'd make a good lawyer'
'it is a sunny day'

They're statements. Statement cookies. Bad Advice Cookies. I always end up throwing the 'fortune' down, yelling an obscenity, then to feel better I break off an extremely small piece of the cookie.

For some reason I forget every time that tastes like crappy sugar coated cardboard.

Could I please just get something fake about my future?

I lose weight excessively every week

"Polyphenols, the compounds found in red wine, help your body block fat absorption, an Israeli study found."

yes!

happy friday

jobs and boys

just another reason why we need to start our book about how jobs and relationships are the same thing.

get a job

kathleen ripped a cartoon out of philadelphia weekly that said,
'I'm going to quit my job so I can focus on pursuing my dream of owning a chariot pulled by hundreds of house cats.'

you can get other great insights by natalie dee

sexual healing

For some reason in advertising... anything goes. The amount of things I've heard could pretty much get your fired anywhere else. Apparently we enjoy the finer things in life like beer, profanity, sexual harassment and racism.

Things said today:

'I'm never sleeping with you again.'

'I'd air hump you any day!'

'It's going to need to be done fast. A quickie.'
'Oh you'd know all about that wouldn't you?'

Things made today:
by gonick

junk in the trunk

just in case you wanted to know how you sized up to a giant squid.

kick old school in the face

a lep is a ball
a korf is a tiger
a pillot is a shoe
a tay is a hammer
a flix is a comb

(understanding this reference requires at least 3 years of delaware county catholic gradeschooling)

touched for the very first time

"Madonna said Obama is likely to do very well in Philadelphia, with a large African-American electorate, and may win in the city's suburbs, which have the same kinds of upscale, well-educated professionals that have gone for Obama in recent contests."
- CNN article

oh hey great thanks madonna.

iDied

an ad I thought was crazy cool. it's to create awareness... apparently there are millions of teens dying from crossing the streets with their ipod on? eek.

hipster or homeless?

dress to impress.