I'm sick of these fortune cookies that aren't really fortunes.'you're a happy man'
'you'd make a good lawyer'
'it is a sunny day'
They're statements. Statement cookies. Bad Advice Cookies. I always end up throwing the 'fortune' down, yelling an obscenity, then to feel better I break off an extremely small piece of the cookie.
For some reason I forget every time that tastes like crappy sugar coated cardboard.
Could I please just get something fake about my future?
2 comments:
or at least it should say
"your penis is famous"
"did you lose weight?"
"no, you weren't that drunk last night"
ya know...like real things
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